That Fat Chick

I emailed my insurance provider around 4am, and they replied this afternoon (I <3 them for their quick response!):
The following gastric restrictive procedures: gastric bypass using a
short Roux-en-Y anastomosis (less than 150 cm), vertical banded
gastroplasty, gastric stapling, or adjustable lap banded gastroplasty
may be considered medically necessary and appropriate for treatment of
morbid obesity.
Your policy does [...]

309.2 lbs. I’m certainly going nowhere fast.
I’m tired today. I was up until almost 5am, sucking up as much information on lap band and my health insurance covering it as I could find. I suppose I should call the insurance company and get an updated quote/estimate/coverage information.
I hate the uncertainty. Hate it, hate it, hate [...]